i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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