Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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