that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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