A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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