smell my finger.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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