i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
no. you can't hotbox the world.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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