I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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