told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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