I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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