Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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