she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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