Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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