in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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