This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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