Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Randomize
