After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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