I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sext me about skeletons
I came so hard my ears popped.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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