Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
