FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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