We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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