so explain again why im purple
no
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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