He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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