What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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