I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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