Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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