Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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