High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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