margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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