I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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