Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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