so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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