Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I forget how to act sober
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