i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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