Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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