we're blogging at a bar
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
