Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I would ride that face into the sunset
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