Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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