mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just made my gag reflex go away.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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