I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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