I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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