Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
