you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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