She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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