Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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