i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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