This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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