Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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