grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just invented taco cereal.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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