he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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