is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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