I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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