He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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