When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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