just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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